CONDOLENCES

To Martha McClenagan & family;

To Truman Summerford & family

At the Death of their mother/grandmother

ODESSA SUMMERFORD WILLIS

A vocabulary list for the postmod church. Actually heard used in a sentence.

· BiComm — short for Biblical Communication; like the sermon, only more, uh, authentic

· CEOs- — people who attend church on Christmas and Easter only

· Cheese meter — the buster’s  (as in baby busters, like, you know, boomers) on-board detector for all that’s not authentic

· Chreasters — see CEOs

· Coaching Team — the ministers formerly known as pastoral staff

· Director of Cell Multiplication — education minister

· Christ Follower — preferred over “Christian” in many places

· Lead Pastor — like the lead sled dog, the only one for whom the scenery changes

· Self-actualized faith — your guess is as good as ours on this one

· “A Safe Place to be in Process” — new slogan for the 12-step church